Manchester United did not renovate Ibrahimovic´s contract, and rumors of a possible move to Major League Soccer have been spreading like wildfire. The team Zlatan would play for is yet to be determined, but we´re already preparing questions for when he comes to our side of the pond.
Our top programmer developed a generic Zlatan answers generator that gives us a better idea of what to ask him when he arrives. Here are the first five questions and answers generated by what we now call the ZlatRant3000.
Q: How do you feel about being hired by Major League Soccer?
A: Well, Zlatan was not hired by MLS. Zlatan hired MLS.
Q: David Beckham left a huge footprint on the league. Do you think you´ll do the same?
A: Zlatan rumors have already done more for MLS than Beckham.
Q: WE KNOW AN INJURY CUT YOUR EUROPEAN CAREER SHORT. DO YOU THINK YOU´LL RETIRE IN AMERICA?
A: Are you saying Zlatan is old? Zlatan is never too old for Europe! Zlatan is only in MLS for American shopping.
Q: Have you met any of your teammates yet? Learned any names?
A: Zlatan doesn´t learn names. Zlatan only learns numbers.
Q: Do you think playing for MLS will affect your international career?
A: Don´t ask silly questions. There is no Sweden without Zlatan.
To be honest, the ZlatRant3000 has an even bigger ego than Ibra himself. Hopefully, Zlatan is more receptive to our questions in real life.
